WHY BILLGATES Sold Microsoft?
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button start but there is no stop button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is Run; in the menu. One of my friends clicked run he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to sit so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any re-scooteris available in system? I
find only re-cycle but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this find button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt Microsoft word now he wants to learn Microsoft sentence so when you will provide that?
6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows MY Computer when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says ;MY Pictures but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is MICROSOFT OFFICE what about MICROSOFT HOME since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided My Recent Documents. When you will provide My Past Documents?
10. You provide My Network Places For God shake please do not
provide ;My Secret Places. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
SARDAR SINGH
Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
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